Joseph Garcia ExxonValdez-Woodruff was born in a bucket on the fifth of Steppetember, the year of Our Lord: nineteen hundred and thirty three. Since then, he’s worked as a pearl diver, a professional games-man, and a tiny horse specialist, returning to pearl diving later in life. Blind from birth, Mr. Woodruff relies on a complex echolocation helmet of his own design; an invention that would eventually make him millions. Joe Woodruff does not believe in God.
Patrick Grant was an artist’s collective formed by squatters in Cabot, Vermont, in the mid-1970s. Heavily influenced by radical left movements such as Situationist International, members embraced an anarchic approach to life and art. Founder and actor Jim Davis’s 1978 work of philosophy and cultural theory, “Garfield at Large,” articulated the group’s tenets, which included the production of art devoid of positive value or semantic content. After Davis’ 1982 suicide-as-performance-art, a piece entitled “Garfield Gains Weight,” the collective was disbanded. Patrick resides in northern New Jersey.
Nick Condes died at the Battle of Bull Run in let’s say: March 23rd, 1860-something. I’m pretty sure it was the Civil War. From the time of his death to his inevitable busting, Nick Condes haunted a large stone located just beyond the edge of town, ultimately inspiring the local legend of the “Rambly Tam Tam Tamber Rock-Man” and the King Crimson hit: “I’m Just a Rambly Tam Tam Tamber Rock-Man, Who Are You?”
In addition, Fran Francisco is co-authored by no less than one anonymous drifter.
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